{"id":424,"date":"2012-05-18T14:57:46","date_gmt":"2012-05-18T17:57:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arteemtransito.wordpress.com\/?p=424"},"modified":"2012-05-18T14:57:46","modified_gmt":"2012-05-18T17:57:46","slug":"a-loucura-dos-objectos-impossiveis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/pt_br\/2012\/05\/a-loucura-dos-objectos-impossiveis\/","title":{"rendered":"A loucura dos objectos imposs\u00edveis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Caf\u00e9 servido numa cafeteira para masoquistas. Um martelo de vidro para trabalhos fr\u00e1geis. Um guarda-chuva que protege outro guarda-chuva. \u00d3culos destinados a casais que sofrem de um amor m\u00edope. N\u00e3o se trata de uma distor\u00e7\u00e3o visual, t\u00e3o pouco de uma alucina\u00e7\u00e3o. Desafie as leis da l\u00f3gica com as obras do artista Jacques Carelman.<\/p>\n<p>Desde muito cedo o ser humano se relacionou com os objectos. Nossa esp\u00e9cie tem acompanhado a descoberta da t\u00e9cnica \u2013 n\u00e3o s\u00f3 como mecanismo de defesa, como tamb\u00e9m de sobreviv\u00eancia e arte. O sujeito e objecto fundem-se numa rela\u00e7\u00e3o autom\u00e1tica e intimista que funde o lado racional e emocional &#8211; at\u00e9 que algo de inesperado se encontra nos objectos imposs\u00edveis de Carelman.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/01_coffeepot_for_masochists_e_table_you_and_me_01.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"425\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/pt_br\/2012\/05\/a-loucura-dos-objectos-impossiveis\/01_coffeepot_for_masochists_e_table_you_and_me_01\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/01_coffeepot_for_masochists_e_table_you_and_me_01.jpg?fit=600%2C315&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,315\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"01_coffeepot_for_masochists_e_table_you_and_me_01\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/01_coffeepot_for_masochists_e_table_you_and_me_01.jpg?fit=300%2C157&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/01_coffeepot_for_masochists_e_table_you_and_me_01.jpg?fit=600%2C315&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-425\" title=\"01_coffeepot_for_masochists_e_table_you_and_me_01\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/01_coffeepot_for_masochists_e_table_you_and_me_01.jpg?resize=300%2C157\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/01_coffeepot_for_masochists_e_table_you_and_me_01.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/01_coffeepot_for_masochists_e_table_you_and_me_01.jpg?resize=300%2C157&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jacques Carelman \u00e9 um artista franc\u00eas, contempor\u00e2neo e autodidacta na pintura, escultura, ilustra\u00e7\u00e3o e design. Em 1969, criou e publicou um cat\u00e1logo que ordena um conjunto de objectos imposs\u00edveis que renunciam a sua fun\u00e7\u00e3o principal. As suas pe\u00e7as ing\u00e9nuas e criativas geram um humor que resulta da mistura da l\u00f3gica com a subtileza do absurdo.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e1 v\u00e1rias justifica\u00e7\u00f5es para o entornar de um simples caf\u00e9: um desequil\u00edbrio na ch\u00e1vena, uma distrac\u00e7\u00e3o ou um dia de azar. Nem sempre \u00e9 f\u00e1cil compensar todas estas falhas com o factor da velocidade, mas estranho \u00e9 pensar que seria por causa do design da cafeteira. Carelman \u00e9 o respons\u00e1vel por conceber, pela primeira vez, uma cafeteira pr\u00f3pria para masoquistas.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00c0 Mesa, Eu e Voc\u00ea<\/em>, estaremos muito mais pr\u00f3ximos do que numa mesa tradicional. A sua forma foi estudada para permitir a proximidade com os convidados. Se tudo lhe parece estranho e a perda de sentido lhe causa tonturas, ent\u00e3o sente-se numa cadeira espalmada no ch\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA melhor defesa \u00e9 o ataque\u201d \u2013 palavras de Napole\u00e3o Bonaparte. Para proteger as suas m\u00e3os, Jacques Carelman apresenta, no seu cat\u00e1logo, luvas espinhosas com cactos agressivos.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/02_cactus_love_e_glass_hammer_02.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"426\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/pt_br\/2012\/05\/a-loucura-dos-objectos-impossiveis\/02_cactus_love_e_glass_hammer_02\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/02_cactus_love_e_glass_hammer_02.jpg?fit=600%2C315&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,315\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"02_cactus_love_e_glass_hammer_02\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/02_cactus_love_e_glass_hammer_02.jpg?fit=300%2C157&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/02_cactus_love_e_glass_hammer_02.jpg?fit=600%2C315&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-426\" title=\"02_cactus_love_e_glass_hammer_02\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/02_cactus_love_e_glass_hammer_02.jpg?resize=300%2C157\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/02_cactus_love_e_glass_hammer_02.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/02_cactus_love_e_glass_hammer_02.jpg?resize=300%2C157&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>E em pleno hor\u00e1rio laboral, para trabalhos delicados, utilize um martelo de vidro. Se h\u00e1 fechaduras inacess\u00edveis com cuja abertura voc\u00ea sonha, ent\u00e3o talvez considere adquirir a chave que abre uma porta cuja fechadura s\u00f3 \u00e9 acess\u00edvel de um lado.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/03_glasses_for_nearsighted_lovers_e_double_key_03.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"427\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/pt_br\/2012\/05\/a-loucura-dos-objectos-impossiveis\/03_glasses_for_nearsighted_lovers_e_double_key_03\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/03_glasses_for_nearsighted_lovers_e_double_key_03.jpg?fit=600%2C309&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,309\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"03_glasses_for_nearsighted_lovers_e_double_key_03\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/03_glasses_for_nearsighted_lovers_e_double_key_03.jpg?fit=300%2C154&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/03_glasses_for_nearsighted_lovers_e_double_key_03.jpg?fit=600%2C309&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-427\" title=\"03_glasses_for_nearsighted_lovers_e_double_key_03\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/03_glasses_for_nearsighted_lovers_e_double_key_03.jpg?resize=300%2C154\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/03_glasses_for_nearsighted_lovers_e_double_key_03.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/03_glasses_for_nearsighted_lovers_e_double_key_03.jpg?resize=300%2C154&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Para amantes m\u00edopes, h\u00e1 \u00f3culos que permitem o espelho do olhar do outro sem se cansar, focalizando a sua imagem n\u00edtida, antes de chegar \u00e0 retina. Tamb\u00e9m poder\u00e3o usufruir de uma bicicleta para noivos e de uma partida de xadrez num tabuleiro em forma de globo, com outra dimens\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/04_converging_tandem_e_global_chessboard_04.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"428\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/pt_br\/2012\/05\/a-loucura-dos-objectos-impossiveis\/04_converging_tandem_e_global_chessboard_04\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/04_converging_tandem_e_global_chessboard_04.jpg?fit=600%2C309&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,309\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"04_converging_tandem_e_global_chessboard_04\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/04_converging_tandem_e_global_chessboard_04.jpg?fit=300%2C154&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/04_converging_tandem_e_global_chessboard_04.jpg?fit=600%2C309&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-428\" title=\"04_converging_tandem_e_global_chessboard_04\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/04_converging_tandem_e_global_chessboard_04.jpg?resize=600%2C309\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/04_converging_tandem_e_global_chessboard_04.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/04_converging_tandem_e_global_chessboard_04.jpg?resize=300%2C154&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tamb\u00e9m h\u00e1 a torneira econ\u00f3mica que permite poupar \u00e1gua e o guarda-chuva que \u00e9 colocado por cima de qualquer guarda-chuva, impedindo-o de se molhar.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/05_economic_faucet_e_umbrella_protector.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"429\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/pt_br\/2012\/05\/a-loucura-dos-objectos-impossiveis\/05_economic_faucet_e_umbrella_protector\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/05_economic_faucet_e_umbrella_protector.jpg?fit=600%2C309&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,309\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"05_economic_faucet_e_umbrella_protector\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/05_economic_faucet_e_umbrella_protector.jpg?fit=300%2C154&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/05_economic_faucet_e_umbrella_protector.jpg?fit=600%2C309&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-429\" title=\"05_economic_faucet_e_umbrella_protector\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/05_economic_faucet_e_umbrella_protector.jpg?resize=600%2C309\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/05_economic_faucet_e_umbrella_protector.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/05_economic_faucet_e_umbrella_protector.jpg?resize=300%2C154&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Os objectos do artista descuram qualquer funcionalidade: s\u00e3o deformados, chocantes, in\u00fateis, absurdos, imposs\u00edveis, il\u00f3gicos e ocultos. Trata-se da materialidade de cria\u00e7\u00f5es imagin\u00e1rias e da fuga \u00e0 ditadura do valor de uso dos objectos. O leitor s\u00f3 poder\u00e1 interagir com o objecto se reconhecer a sua diferen\u00e7a, uma vez que o processo de atribui\u00e7\u00e3o de significado exige passar de um horizonte an\u00f3nimo para se tornar o mundo de algu\u00e9m. A obra de Jacques Carelman \u00e9 uma critica \u00e0 sociedade de consumo, ridicularizando a necessidade de comprar, consumir e, por fim, descartar. O autor faleceu em Mar\u00e7o de 2012. conhe\u00e7a mais sobre as obras deste artista no site: http:\/\/impossibleobjects.com\/<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/06_flat_chair_e_comb_for_bald_men_061.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"432\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/pt_br\/2012\/05\/a-loucura-dos-objectos-impossiveis\/06_flat_chair_e_comb_for_bald_men_06-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/06_flat_chair_e_comb_for_bald_men_061.jpg?fit=600%2C309&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,309\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"06_flat_chair_e_comb_for_bald_men_06\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/06_flat_chair_e_comb_for_bald_men_061.jpg?fit=300%2C154&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/06_flat_chair_e_comb_for_bald_men_061.jpg?fit=600%2C309&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-432\" title=\"06_flat_chair_e_comb_for_bald_men_06\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/06_flat_chair_e_comb_for_bald_men_061.jpg?resize=600%2C309\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/06_flat_chair_e_comb_for_bald_men_061.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/06_flat_chair_e_comb_for_bald_men_061.jpg?resize=300%2C154&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/07_kangaroo_rifle_knife_for_pears_07.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"430\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/pt_br\/2012\/05\/a-loucura-dos-objectos-impossiveis\/07_kangaroo_rifle_knife_for_pears_07\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/07_kangaroo_rifle_knife_for_pears_07.jpg?fit=600%2C309&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,309\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"07_kangaroo_rifle_knife_for_pears_07\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/07_kangaroo_rifle_knife_for_pears_07.jpg?fit=300%2C154&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/07_kangaroo_rifle_knife_for_pears_07.jpg?fit=600%2C309&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-430\" title=\"07_kangaroo_rifle_knife_for_pears_07\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/07_kangaroo_rifle_knife_for_pears_07.jpg?resize=600%2C309\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/07_kangaroo_rifle_knife_for_pears_07.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/arteemtransito.com.br\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/07_kangaroo_rifle_knife_for_pears_07.jpg?resize=300%2C154&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Retirado do site: http:\/\/obviousmag.org\/archives\/2012\/05\/a_loucura_dos_objectos_impossiveis.html<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Caf\u00e9 servido numa cafeteira para masoquistas. Um martelo de vidro para trabalhos fr\u00e1geis. Um guarda-chuva que protege outro guarda-chuva. \u00d3culos destinados a casais que sofrem de um amor m\u00edope. 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